Jotaro’s Quote “I Can’t Beat The Shit Out Of You Without Getting Closer”

Let’s learn Japanese with Jotaro’s quote from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険).

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Jotaro’s Quote

Japanese: 近づかなきゃてめーをぶちのめせないんでな。
Romaji: chikazukanakya temē o buchinomesenai nde na.
English: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Analysis

The grammar used in this quote is “if one doesn’t do A, B won’t be achieved”. There are double negatives but it simply means “one needs to do A in order to achieve B”.

近づかなきゃ means “if I don’t get closer”.

近づかない is the negative form of 近づく meaning “to approach or get close”.

And きゃ is the casual way of saying ければ meaning “if”.

So when you make conditionals with verb negative form, just remove the い in the end and attach きゃ in casual speech or ければ in formal speech.

てめーをぶちのめせない means “I can’t beat the shit out of you”.

てめー means “you” in a very offensive way. This line is the prolonged sound mark which lengthens the previous vowel (e). It can also be written as てめえ with the same pronunciation.

を indicates the direct object of the following action.

ぶちのめせない is the negative form of ぶちのめせる which is the potential form of ぶちのめす.

It’s a compound verb made up of ぶつ meaning “to hit hard” and のめす meaning “to make someone fall”, so ぶちのめす directly means “to hit someone forcefully so they can’t get back up”.

So 近づかなきゃてめーをぶちのめせない means “If I don’t get closer, I can’t beat the shit out of you” which can be rephrased as “I need to get closer in order to beat the shit out of you”.

And it’s followed by んでな.

んで (conjunction) is the casual way of saying ので meaning “because” so 近づかなきゃてめーをぶちのめせないんで means “Because I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer”. So it’s an incomplete sentence added to what Dio previously said which is “you’re approaching me”.

And the な particle is often used with an incomplete sentence in male speech when making an addition to the previous statement.

Examples

〜なきゃ〜ない (if one doesn’t do A, B won’t be achieved)

やってみなきゃわからない。

yatte minakya wakaranai.

If you don’t try, you’ll never know.

朝あさごはんを食たべなきゃ仕事しごとに集中しゅうちゅうできない。

asagohan o tabenakya shigoto ni shūchū dekinai.

If I don’t eat breakfast, I can’t concentrate on my work.

行動こうどうしなきゃ何なにも変かわらない。

kōdō shinakya nani mo kawaranai.

If you don’t take action, nothing will change.

NOTE

  • Verbs used in the second clause (main clause) are usually non-volitional verbs (無意志むいし動詞どうし) such as できる, わかる, 見みえる, 聞きこえる, Verb Potential Form (all the potential verbs are non-volitional), etc. 
  • When the subjects are different, volitional-verbs can be used in the second clause. 

今いますぐ来こなきゃ、お菓子かしをあげないよ!(different subject)

imasugu konakya, okashi o agenai yo!

If you don’t come now, I won’t give you snacks!

  • Negative words such as 無理むり (unrealisable), 不可能ふかのう (impossible), or 難むずかしい (difficult) can be used in the second clause instead of verb negative form.

日本語にほんごが話はなせなきゃ日本にほんで働はたらくのは難むずかしい。

nihongo ga hanasenakya, nihon de hataraku no wa muzukashii.

If you can’t speak Japanese, it’s hard to work in Japan.

んで (casual way of saying ので, “because”)

熱ねつがあるんで、今日きょうは休やすみます。

netsu ga aru nde, kyō wa yasumimasu.

I’ll take leave today because I have a fever.

まだ18歳じゅうはっさいなんで、お酒さけは飲のめないんです。

mada jūhassai na nde, osake wa nomenai ndesu. 

I can’t drink alcohol because I’m still 18.

(The legal drinking age in Japan is 20)

もう遅おそいんで、寝ねます。

mō osoi nde, nemasu.

I’m going to bed because it’s late.

NOTE

ので, んで and から are mostly interchangeable but there are slight differences as below.

  • ので – very formal, written/colloquial, objective (more neutral)
  • んで – semi-formal, colloquial, objective (more neutral)
  • から – formal/casual, colloquial, subjective (more insistent)

e.g. “Don’t get closer because it’s dangerous!”

危あぶないので近ちかづかないでください (written on a sign/announcement)

abunai node chikazukanaide kudasai.

危あぶないんで近ちかづかないでください (warning neutrally in semi-formal speech)

abunai nde chikazukanaide kudasai.

危あぶないから近ちかづかないでください (warning insistently in formal speech)

abunai kara chikazukanaide kudasai.

危あぶないから(ので/んで)近ちかづかないで! (warning insistently in casual speech) 

abunai kara chikazukanaide!

Incomplete Sentence + な (used in male speech when making an addition to the previous statement)

A: あー、暑あつい! B: 夏なつだからな。

A: ā, atsui! B: natsu dakara na.

A: Agh, it’s hot! B: Because it’s summer.

A: あの二人ふたり、最近さいきんずっと喧嘩けんかしてる。 B: 仲良なかよかったのにな。

A: ano futari, saikin zutto kenka shiteru. B: naka yokatta noni na.

A: Those two have been always fighting recently. B: They were getting along, though.

A: 海外かいがいに行いくときに要いるのは航空券こうくうけんとお金かねと… B: あと、パスポートな。

A: kaigai ni iku toki ni iru no wa kōkūken to okane to… B: ato pasupōto na.

A: What you need when going overseas are a plane ticket, money… B: And a passport. 

NOTE

When it’s used with words or phrases in the middle of a sentence, it can be used multiple times to emphasize the tone, express the emotion, pause the speech or convince the listener.

あのな、俺おれはな、あいつがな、大嫌だいきらいなんだ! (emphasis)

ano na, ore wa na, aitsu ga na, daikirai nanda!

YOU KNOW, I-HATE-THAT-GUY!

実じつはな…俺おれな…コーヒーよりお茶ちゃが好すきなんだ。(pause)

jitsu wa na… ore na… kōhī yori ocha ga suki nanda.

To tell you the truth… I… like tea better than coffee.

*ね can be used in both male and female speech.

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This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. Ivanna

    Amazing!! Could you please explain the phrase from the movie tenki no ko? When the boy said ” I love you more than any blue sky, wheather can go crazy!”? Thanks

    1. Anzu

      Thanks for your request! We’ve added it to our list.

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